Misprinder: Sapho Science

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Sapho, 22

96840 meters away

active 2 minutes ago

About Sapho Science

Feeling the chemistry? I’m looking for someone with that special charge that makes me harder than a diamond. I might not know how magnets work, but I can definitely teach you a thing or two about the laws of attraction. I’m working on my master’s thesis, a study of bonding and bondage, and I’m desperately seeking a research partner. Those unwilling to spend long, passionate nights in the lab in pursuit of science and sexy times need not apply. 

Unlike my fellow scientists, I’m not content to spend all day in the lab — I love hands-on research in anatomy. Hormones will get racing and things will get messy, so be sure to bring protective gear. So if your stars align, send me your findings at precipitationmakesmehard@gmail.com.

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