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The ringleader of the improptu protest, between shouts of &ldquo;Donut cross us!&rdquo; and &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve been self-served!&rdquo; shared his thoughts with <em>Imprint. </em>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s just ridiculous, is what I think. What&rsquo;s so special about DC that it needs two Tim Hortons spots? It&rsquo;s just clear favouritism on the university&rsquo;s part: the students in math get two Tim Hortons in their library, and over at DP we only have access to&nbsp; non-Tim Hortons coffee. It&rsquo;s like we&rsquo;re second-class students! What&rsquo;s so speci


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The protesters paraded picket signs with sayings like &ldquo;DC =/= Donut Central&rdquo; and &ldquo;Timbite me!&rdquo;. Campus police were on hand in case the protest turned violent, but the only injuries sustained were from one customer who was particularly inept at pouring coffee. At the time of writing, the student, who has asked to remain nameless, is still in the hospital, suffering third-degree burns on their feet, neck, and most of their back.


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Before the protest could escalate any further, the staff of the regular DC Tim Hortons showed solidarity for Tim Hortons Express by giving away free coffee and pastries, effectively dispersing the mob. It seems the moral activists were no match for a double-double, though they can hardly be blamed as even this reporter helped himself to some Boston cream


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Retreating, the ringleader left one final warning for the staff of the DC Tim Hortons: &ldquo;You may have won for now, but just you wait! It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but one day your lattes will grow cold and your donuts stale, and the seas will run brown with coffee. And on that day, you will know the fury of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Coffee! Don&rsquo;t rustle our Timmies!&rdquo;&nbsp;


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