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Do students need a democracy?

Student gets backlash after bringing up idea of a student union Controversy arose when University of Waterloo student Alex McDonald brought up the idea of...

University of Waterloo slogan contest turns disastrous

A recent campus-wide contest to invent UW’s first slogan has gone off the rails, with top members of the university administration calling it an “unmitigated...

News Briefs from the past

UNIVERSITY of Waterloo has been named the most relaxing and therapeutic university in Canada. UW students report finding their programs to be carefree and...

ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH A COMMUNIST ?

How to spot a communist: 1 They speak English in a weird accent Be wary of anyone that does not speak English the way our British...

LETTER FROM THE DAILY HONKER EDITOR

As the first year at the University of Waterloo comes to a close, I wanted to share some thoughts with my fellow students. I...

Unidentified moustached being leaves goose, innovation behind

BY: Terrence Rowlmington Jr. Honker Staff Reporter Terror and awe struck the hearts of all who attended the end of term ceremony at the University of...

President Hamdullahpur’s scaly secret?

UW president Feridun Hamdullahpur has repeatedly denied allegations that he is a reptilian bent on the manipulation and subjugation of the human race. Despite...

Bow down bitches: Beyoncé attends her own course at UW!

The Queen herself, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, was reportedly amongst the students taking DRAMA 282: Gender and Performance, a.k.a. “The Beyoncé Course” offered by the University...

High stakes over high-fives

The high-five. One of the purest expressions of appreciation or acknowledgment mankind has created. The physical manifestation of one bro saying “nice, bro” to...
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