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Why are you so good at everything?!

You could not care less what the professor is saying right...

How to stay awake in the face of boring lectures.

You cannot stop the urge to touch yourself

Your one-stop guide to pleasuring yourself.

You are in a committed relationship with no one

You’re alone on Valentine’s Day.

You don’t know whose birthday party you’re at

What will you do!?

You’ve run out of eggs

Now what!?

Your assignment has suddenly immolated

What will you do?